you had one job crowley
so yeah here’s some ligur since i’m a girl of my word
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Maybe this time it’s Dean’s turn to pull Cas out of the depths.
Between blows, it occurs to you that this is what you had expected, once upon a time. This is what the old you expected out of the old Castiel, back at the barn, back when it was just you and some infernal creature, all howling wind and lightning flash. And wouldn’t that have been easier? Wouldn’t it have been easier if that were all he is - a force of nature, the sea that drowns you, the storm that felled the trees?
There is no malice in the destructiveness of a hurricane. This is all he is now: the storm. His empty eyes, devoid of tenderness, but devoid of cruelty too, and still you can’t shake the habit of love. Is that the word? You’re bleeding at his feet and you’re ready to die. Is that the meaning? Can the lightning love you back? You thought it could. It strikes in the same place more than once and your heart is sore from it.
You’re tired of losing people to themselves.
“Cas-” you say, through the blood in your mouth, through the pain in every bone. And then you tell him the truth.
pre-arrangement (and pre-pants apparently)
I drew these to reward myself for having FINISHED ALL THE THINGS so apparently I reward myself by drawing difficult character interaction
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
“Holy water cannot help you now”
+ In Judeo-Christian traditions, Abaddon is known both as a “place of destruction” and a personified entity of destruction.
+ In Revelation, Abaddon is the king of the abyss or bottomless pit who commands an army of locusts. A storm of smoke arises, and from the smoke, a plague of locusts emerge to torment, but not kill.
+ His name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in the Greek he has the name Apollyon. (“the Destroyer”) A parrallel to the Greek God Apollo who causes a nine-day deadly plague to infect the Achaean army and cattle. [x]
Now if Supernatural was to follow any of the scripture for Abaddon, she would be a fitting character to overthrow Crowley and release the Croatoan Virus.
season!9 cas should be like THE REVENGE OF CASTIEL: HE’S BACK AND THIS TIME HE’S ANGRY where he goes on a storming grumpy rampage against metatron and rounds up all the fallen angels and they wage war to get their grace back and then he finds god and punches him in the face screaming FUCK YOU DAD!!! and like you know if cas happened to be shirtless and have holsters and guns filled with angel-sword bullets clinging to his limbs during all this i mean i’d be okay with that
for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry